Oh dear…

Whatever you did isn’t working. You might have broken my website, if not the entire internet.

I hope you feel awful about it, you inconsiderate turd.

Luckily, you have a few options.

  • Try searching again.
  • Or use the various navigation options.
  • If you still can’t come right, then email me.

And if none of those options works, then perhaps you should just give up on life.